We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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