He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
