My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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