I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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