yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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