There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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