Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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