I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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