There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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