What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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