ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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