so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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