so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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