i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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