OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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