What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Houston, we have a blender
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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