I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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