awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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