drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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