In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize
