apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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