I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We're too hungover to prance.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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