i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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