I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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