Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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