I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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