They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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