my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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