Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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