this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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