I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm determined to sit on that face.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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