You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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