and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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