They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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