That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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