dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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