There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you never un-have a 4some
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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