what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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