i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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