Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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