Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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