Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
last night I used snow as a chaser
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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