He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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