I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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