i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Redeem this text for a blowjob
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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