Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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