Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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