I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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