toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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