Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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