i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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