Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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