I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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