I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You can't motorboat a personality
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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