I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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