There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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